happy 30th et al

So did you manage to do it? Do *those* jeans finally fit? Did you manage to get some sort of photo business going? Is the house clean? (Somehow I doubt it ...) Are you still into anime? Have you finally sworn off diet cokes? Is Pat still going to school ... do I even have to ask that? Is grandma still alive, is mom still whining over her? All the kids are in school ... finally ... are you enjoying yourself? Are you doing anything remotely useful? Have you finally tried to make a few friends? Remember, mom's bday is may 25th ... try not to forget this year, go order that stupid perfume & be done with it already. And for god's sake, go track down greg already, if you're not thin yet, you aint never gonna be ... Now? Well, now we're putting in the fence, dale's pool, girls will be school full time this fall (if I don't kill them first) gonna get animals (yeah right) gonna make this a farm, if pat doesn't lose his job first, grandma's sliping fast, dad retired last month, sam & lucy are off in italy again, twins are still kicking & screaming, (and they don't sleep) tho not as much, paul's discovered reading, gwen discovered the joys of dancing on top of the air conditioner fan ... --A