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Dear FutureMe, here we are again, you must be fed up of getting these things by now. Hope you have travelled to a lot more exciting places, and no longer spend all your spare time down The Pub. You should have a hot babe by now, and Volly is a fading memory; she's faded a bit already: she's started texting you again, (must be getting bored again). Just getting ready to go out on the Piss again; there's really nothing else to do: I'm not staying in on my own, watching telly and farting. I hope T.C. is still alive, if anyone is living on borrowed time, he is. You've started to worry a bit about money: why? you've got over £40,000 in the Bank, a new Car, no mortgage, no debts and no Girlfriend! an old Lady said to you today; "enjoy yourself while you are young; there's nothing in old age." D.