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hey gal, congratulations on finishing the end of the semester. did you survive poli sci 1 with that horrid professor K? sure hope so because that is at the top of my worries right now as i write this in january of 06. so. time flies huh? this time last year you were making foolish mistakes by going down to sd to date a loser. well u better not be making any foolish mistakes right now. remember, its better to be single than to waste time, money, energy, etc on a FOO. so girl. im really worried about you right now because you dont believe in god. you dont care about heaven or hell. it doesnt even exist. if god was real then this world would not be in this condition. but currently you want to go actively seek out a fellowship to make some new friends and hang with a new crowd. i guess 2005 really was a shitty year, now that i think about it . you went to berkeley, met a loser, screwed up your grades, got on ap. you made the foolish decision of joining a good for nothing sorority in which the catty girls screwed u over in the end. you were horribly dumped by a mofo and then you went back to him. then even after all that you even tried to be friends with him. this time in june you BETTER NOT be as foolish as you were back then. man. im at a loss for words. why else was it shitty? u were screwed over by your friend who is now your roomate. shes a fat bitch by the way, andi hope you never have to see her again. u currently have an ad on craigs list right now for a roommate. i hope you find one so you can move the hell out of there and into a beautiful place like W. shes a fat bitch who is also a pathological liar. you are better than her ands hould not submit yourself to having to live with a devil like her. hmm.. are ames and L still friends? they hate each other right now. or at least ames hates L. she thinks shes an attention whore and i see that as true. i think she is so stupid for being engaged so soon! lets see how long this one lasts! do you have a boyfriend? if so, he better be korean. and he better be fucking good to you. if hes not then get rid of him right after you read this email.by good, i mean do you have to question whether or not you can bring him home to mom and pa? if the answer is yes, i have to question it, then dump the foo. if you dont have a boyfriend, then im proud of you. you need to be single for awhile. youve been obsessed with this guy named KH for awhile now. are you still? he doesnt even im you when youre online so forget about him. remember, if a guy likes you then he will try anything he can to see you more and hang out with you. if your crush is not doing that then forget him. its summer time. did sis bail out on going to korea? she better not have. korea will be a once in a lifetime experience for that gal. she better have gone so that the family can travel there this summer. currently your cousin jisun is dating a loser who claims he went to berkeley. they better be broken up by now. you dont believe in god right now but i think secretly inside you want to but you just dont know how. has this improved? you hate berkeley right now so much that u dont want to go back. how many times did you go home over the course of the semester? i hope you went home a lot because..well, home is where the heart is. basically at this tpoint in your life, you have concluded that all girls are bitches, guys just want ass and they are all jerks, and god doesnt exist. you dont know if you can survive spring semester and want to live at the library, or at least some kind of study venue so you can succeed. remember you are only in college once and this degree can either make or break you. do you want to go to grad school? if so you better be thinking about it. you are a junior now. and that means you only have 1.5 years left, or maybe even one if you are still trying to graduate early. stop planning your life around would be fiances and what not. since you dont believe in god right now, i will say that fate will bring you to your husband no matter where you are. but do you really not believe in god? you are so torn right now so i hope the truth is somehow revealed to you this semester in one way or another. i hope you have a boyfriend, or should i say fiance, because whoever you might be dating better possibly be a husband because if not, then you dont have time, energy, or money to waste on a "learning experience". love, me.