Christopher, don't delete this if you check my junk mail

Dear FutureMe, It's raining today. I got drunk [i think..?] last night and my tummy hurts this morning and I have to work today. But I slept with Chris last night and it was good, even tho i woke up 10 million times and thought I was gonna barf. I really want a puppy. It would be fun to get up and walk it in the mornings and at night. plus i might get skinny. Maybe. Do I still want a puppy on january 2nd? HAHA this is so funny. I'm gonna forget all about this i bet. And then when I get it, i'll be all like 'wtf?' I wonder if by January 2nd I'll have a new job or not. Aunt Bev told me to keep my eyes open for a better job. I forgot all about Molly Maid in the summer..it sounds like a good idea. So yeah, I wonder if i'll do anything about it by then. And I wonder how Christmas was, me-in-three-months..? Was boxing day fun? Did we end up going to ikea or that mall across the street from it? Oh, and me in the future, I'm reminding you to go get Christopher's birthday present, RIGHT NOW. Unless we're not going out anymore. Hum. Oh and call him right now and tell you you love him. Good idea. :) I need to go feed my kitties now, so goodbye three months older me! Have a nice day today..then tho, not today today. Yeah. Bye.