A letter from January 25th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, Hey, you must probably be entering university now, if your not then I'm very dissapointed, hope you passed 230 in jamb keep close contacts with your classmates. Have you grown taller or have those six abs? Your waec result came out and you did not get lower than a c5 in any subject right?? If you did, tsk tsk tsk. Remember to have that open personality and calm down, you probably got angry over post ume but EFF it, you hear?