Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I tath twna mcomnytiu quot,e nda( het )ugcitnn!o a,dn ot msmeerb "ephenpda knwo frtueemu "8 ts'i ahwt ppuaorl of.
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'tsi or akyo, lbeviee nad oy,u -tn-o eterbt sget ti i ti sllti vleo. Augyelv i enhw uoy bemerrem isth, vrey albrye rwtoe btu v,ery utjs. Wree uyo perytt resu sewdta.
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In rpmlbeo on and dkirn ,27 oyu adh 6201 dah iafln miteaddt rgnindik a 6120 yuo ceredbme oruy vere. Het itrerhgb yoru fo hfla eebacm but doscne rt'ewne yeth erpeftc, stteinwe uhmc so. Riapehp uyo eerv royu ielf ytrthi rea deayt,yres nbee ouy ntah ni udetrn eyv'uo adn. Od'nt olepbmsr fro ingod tksae iftrs feca taht uroy the to umnb ot won aehv pcf,tree lfei os btu ,skni ints' rouy otn ifle oeu'yr frlotmeboac nda facbrtomeol in ti ouyer' oury ni uroy atehvrwe fylnali oyu abirn etim.
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Ot 'its going egt oons etebrt. Thitg olhd. Ttrebe wonk cnmiog i ear yuo utb its' htink otd'n biopsel,s ysda.
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Elov,.
Mlileche.
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P. S. Zoom ni vitsen. Ubt onso ksp,ey ilke ltl'i be mtpintoar 'tis.
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