Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Wtha eht dan, "8 semmrbe i fo futueemr uppolar tequo, dpnpahee" tsi' know (adn to tcmyiumon ahtt wnat n!)ougncti.
.
,you nda its' y,koa tllis ti i n-t-o gset ti eelbvie rtbeet ro velo. Rtoew i tub vyre, elgvuay nhwe mrmerbee utsj th,is vrey yuo yerabl. Uoy reew esru wasted reyptt.
.
,72 dha nad ni eerv oryu on oyu nlifa 2610 edrmeebc ouy ditmtead lpemorb nidkr a rndiinkg dah 2016. Soendc irehrtgb tteisnwe half tee'nwr rfec,tpe teh ryou tbu eyht cmeeba so hmuc of. File oury rdnteu aer hnat nad oyu evre tyhrit in es,yyaertd nbee 'uyove uoy pprahie. Fro tisrf 'yeuor ot ti doing e'ryuo eweatvhr roslmebp tno in ttah uoy and hte royu afec lfei bomrlceafto os nbum iflnlya ecp,etrf won ielf batlmfrocoe eitm dot'n kn,si sit'n ni but uoyr ot arinb akset hvae uoyr royu.
.
Teg to sit' eetrbt oosn giogn. Gttih hold. Are pe,sslboi syda tbu wnko you i od'tn nitkh cnogmi 'sit ebtter.
.
Ve,lo.
Hcmeille.
.
P. S. Omzo in etvsin. Like be soon llt'i ske,yp s'it but titrmnopa.
This user has written an update to this letter.To see what they wrote, please
Press ← and → on your keyboard to move between
letters
Sign in to FutureMe
or use your email address
Create an account
or use your email address
FutureMe uses cookies, read how
Share this FutureMe letter
Copy the link to your clipboard:
Or share directly via social media:
Why is this inappropriate?