Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
To twha wnta i tog!iucn)n ,dan ist' 8" htta umointycm e,ouqt msbmere of opulapr onkw eht futmerue an(d hadnp"epe.
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Oevl okay, lstli n-o-t tebert sget ti or ,oyu and it leevebi i t'si. Tsju ortwe e,yrv yuevalg btu evry ,tihs ebraly uoy nwhe ebmemrre i. Oyu erew tpytre dwaset ruse.
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Ni kdgiinrn hda eemdercb indkr 2610 yuo reve had dna on you ,72 imtedtda epbomlr a nfail uory 1620. Os ewentr' efpt,rec cebeam uyor mchu teh twnseiet but afhl bihgtrre of sodecn tyeh. Yuo oruy bnee you thyirt tnuerd in iappher ntha feil reev nda 'eyvou d,yaytrees aer. Ctefomorabl alrfoboetcm os ot goind stfri hte ilfe o'eyru royu rlompsbe n'its ,tecfepr eawrhtev eimt 'reoyu ,nisk feac lanilfy 'otnd lefi in oryu in to brani otn btu eksat unbm own taht it rfo uyo rouy dna have uyor.
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Ts'i ttbeer iogng egt ot noso. Hdlo tgtih. Adys htkni osisel,bp era o'ndt i nwok ertetb tbu cmnigo tsi' ouy.
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Elov,.
Lceelhmi.
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P. S. Vistne oomz in. 'tlli titoanrmp oson utb si't be lkie epy,ks.
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