Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nad, esmmrbe e,qotu 8" npa"ehdpe 'its uporapl ahwt awtn noiymctmu fo teh i guti)!ncon uetmfrue nda( to nwok atht.
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Or --ton s'it tisll eevible it ak,oy i ti ,you leov egts bttree nad. Evry you tujs hwen glyvaeu ,eyrv beayrl ubt i bremrmee reotw sti,h. You were tpyert erus awtsde.
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72, adh uoy 2106 on lianf uyo dkignrni mcbedree in a mbolerp erev ieddtamt nikrd dna uyor ahd 1206. Eth cabmee neerw't mcuh titeeswn but alhf bhtrgeri uroy p,etfcer so ehty of cdsone. Detnru in ahnt oryu lefi teyasyde,r eebn oyu tyhrit evuoy' yuo era rpheiap nad reev. In oruy otn y'eoru eftpe,cr so lmrfbetoaoc teska o'ntd ehav ftirs now hte eacf narbi oyu i,kns tbu gnodi nifylla dna life eitm it bnmu lftecoborma ot fro to uyor file atth in heretwav eoyr'u ryou nsti' morsbelp uyor.
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Get 'sit to retbet gigon snoo. Hldo hgtit. Oimngc ntd'o wnko era yuo kthni is't tub yasd tetebr opl,ibses i.
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Ev,ol.
Meiechll.
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P. S. Ntsvei oozm ni. Elki 'sti onso but eb ky,spe til'l mttoanrpi.
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