Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I'ts utmminoyc uueterfm fo 8" msberme ngoutni!c) wonk het ttah nwta awth lourapp i ot tquo,e dn(a d,an panh"edpe.
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Bieelve --nto ro i dna ,akyo llits ti 'its lvoe bertet u,yo tegs it. Emreberm hwne uoy vaylegu owret ,tsih ubt ,eryv i aebylr eryv sjtu. You saewdt suer pertyt were.
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Kndignri lafin hda ,72 plmebro 0162 recmdeeb and on 1026 yruo a ahd nirdk reev uyo oyu idtdmeta in. Wsetient het so dceson uchm eebamc 'weetnr thye tub tref,ecp fo uyor lafh rhbgrtei. Oyu nebe eevr ouy 'veouy tey,dsarey ntah httyir nad royu epiahpr in udtren elfi ear. Iemt won so oe'ruy munb ehav sitrf yruo otn fro t'don tc,repfe yuro lfie sni't noigd rpbomles dan aerfmtclboo ot eht nyflila ni nirab tearwevh taht keats to afec rouy kn,si taroecbfmol yuor ni 'yroue elfi utb uoy ti.
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Ot tge onigg etrtbe oson ti's. Tigth hdol. Ouy wnko better eliopb,ss sday nikht onmcgi ti's i aer btu 'nodt.
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,eovl.
Liehcmle.
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P. S. Ozmo in estivn. Tpronitam 'ltli liek ykp,se tub nsoo ts'i be.
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