A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Twna 'tsi eth "8 i oncmyutim fo hpd"paeen a(dn esremmb an,d ahwt euufertm htta ot ungino)ct! kwon uot,qe aproulp.
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Etebrt gtse nda it ro vieblee i ti's uoy, -o-nt lveo it itlsl aoky,. Vylugae ,isht yvre i ereembrm wrteo stuj hnwe rvy,e tbu elyabr you. Ouy rewe esatdw user eytptr.
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0126 veer kindr erecembd oyu dmteatid yuo inrdngki and 27, a in ahd oyur adh loprbem lfnia no 1260. Bigtrreh mhuc titnwese hyte camebe so esdcno utb netrew' of lahf r,pecetf the yuor. Yrou lfei you eneb ad,yeeystr ovyeu' you titryh aer dan prpehai athn ever in uetrnd. Istrf ni but reo'yu retcf,ep aktse ryou dan ruoy 'tsin td'no s,kni ofr lyianlf evah cfae htawerve igndo tath ton ouy anrbi mbun lbofaceromt miet het sboplrem won leif os ot 'yoeur it yrou ot fberooctaml uory lfei in.
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Snoo ggion ot tge 'tsi eettbr. Odlh ithgt. Btu asyd teretb igoncm it's ol,issbpe rea i nkwo uoy dtn'o ikhtn.
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,lvoe.
Hemicell.
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