Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Umymnocti !cgtn)inuo 8" uermeutf eth tis' ot a,nd i "ppdnahee nwat onkw ebmrmse q,oute of atth atwh ouplarp a(nd.
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N--to 'ist rteebt ,uoy ,yaok ti or lveo i nad it elveibe sllti tegs. I tih,s rvey jtsu raleby ,evry eotwr gvuylea ouy nhew ubt bemererm. Rewe ettpry esru eadtsw you.
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Nkiigndr orbplme 7,2 datedmti 0261 adh oyu a adn ni no eevr yrou mrdceeeb nilaf rdkni 6120 you adh. But eprfect, e'wertn ewttenis lhfa os of thye teh yuor btrehgri osnced meaceb uhcm. ,yryseedat trudne tnah in aer dan vere veoyu' bnee ierapph ruoy yuo uoy tyhirt feli. Afec efli fcarletboom ktaes uoyr not now whevatre in ryo'eu fro hte ot td'no ifel nmbu orcboflemta lfianyl ti oyur in to itsrf veah ki,sn rnaib mlposreb ruyo yuo ,eceprtf eruyo' eitm htta btu nigod nt'si os yuro dan.
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Trbete to igngo noos i'st teg. Tihgt ohdl. I ayds oingcm nkwo uyo pi,oebsls o'tnd trebet nikht era utb ti's.
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Vl,oe.
Eilmcelh.
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P. S. Omzo tnevis ni. Tbu kspy,e lit'l be pnomatitr its' elik soon.
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