A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Mbsreme wath tqoeu, fo si't taht opprual to nad, (adn meufture n"padehep ntmoiucmy "8 o!)incntug i oknw eht tanw.
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It ovel rbetet ro it oky,a siltl ,uoy dan eivlebe i ti's etsg tn--o. But i wnhe reyv, ustj yuo alyebr rreeembm uyagevl ths,i yver eorwt. Usre yuo tertpy weer sawtde.
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On mrpboel reve embecerd 2106 2,7 afnli ouy yuo 2016 in a had oryu nda had kgiinrdn madtidte dknri. So dncose hte ruoy hcum ewittesn fo tehy aemebc cfrptee, utb ren'wet lhfa etibhgrr. Yuo ouy royu rvee hyttri saydt,erye tnah peirhpa dan 'vuoey fiel rae eebn tnredu ni. Os onw yuro ogidn lylafni eouy'r obomftrecal s'nti spbromle caef file ot feil uyro ot heva ttha ni ni asket ti yeru'o trfsi 'odtn and imet p,ctfeer rfo nto uoyr ,snik you veeatrhw coteamrbofl nbria het bnum oryu btu.
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Berett sono ioggn sit' egt to. Tigth hldo. Oyu kown cigomn tkhni aer but i epiblso,s nd'ot tberet sdya 'its.
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Eovl,.
Cehlmiel.
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P. S. Ozom in vinest. Eyps,k tbu eb rttompnai ilek nsoo it'll t'is.