A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

!tnioucn)g nad( mmsbeer etrfueum qt,oue i plproau tnwa teh an,d 'its ahtt tahw tynmcmoiu fo "8 pe"penhda ot know.
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Ot-n- i ro ebielve ti etsg nad ettrbe yao,k love litsl ti st'i ,oyu. Utjs utb yvre bremmeer yabelr i gyvulea tewor si,th ey,rv ouy nweh. Ruse ytetpr eerw ouy etswad.
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0261 dha nkrdi no adh grdnkiin a eddtamti 6021 ebremdec in and pmlorbe veer yuo ruyo 72, yuo ainfl. Baceem btu flha ,eretcfp much hertgrib of yruo os newrt'e ietntesw yhet osednc eht. Tihtyr ni uye'ov ryou nda nerudt rpahepi you bene htan uoy fiel rye,eyasdt rea eevr. Oyur yruo'e not feil eht dna s'nti caef ni oury feil fro amlborftoce ranbi emit ketsa yeru'o ti dgion uoy o'dtn own uoyr that eplmbros lnlayfi to ot ,nkis tbu os cefertp, hvea sirtf ni bfrtecloamo munb uoyr hearvtew.
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Osno bettre to i'st egt ioggn. Ghitt odhl. Ear ouy i nkwo st'i sebsli,po dyas 'dton ntihk etbetr tub gmonic.
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Voel,.
Mhcliele.
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P. S. Iestvn in mzoo. Tll'i eikl is't ampitotrn sono utb be sypk,e.