you fat procrastinator

Dear Fatty. I can't believe you have this same email- only because it seems ludicrous to have such a silly email at this age. Today was a funny day, i hope you remember. You asked mum to buy a magazine for you on her way back from work- cosmo, vogue,,, wateva you weren't fussy- it was stupid to ask your mother who has never bought one of those magazines in her life and has no idea where they're even positioned in a newsagency.. so, instead she ended up buying you a porn mag without even realising what it was- ( she just grabbed nething and paid and walked out) she said she saw a girl on it and just bought it assuming it was a fashion mag if she had read the cover i think she would've caught on: *Jazz girl goes pubic with the public *lesbian on lesbian milk or something *why big tits ease the pain i think you were so exasperated that you nearly cried.. then you found the humour of it all.. then you found it even more worrysome that she thought you should read it and enjoy? it anyway- then when you refused to have a look at it, she said dad should read it... i think a part of you died that day..lol... just a reminder why you love your mum and family- why no-one exasperates you, enrages and makes you laugh as much as they do- if anyone knows how to push your buttons too hard- it's them so get off your fat ass and do what you really have to do