Happy birthday!

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 30th birthday! Happy birthday! Have you graduated college yet? Found a job? Finally moved out? How's your love life? I hope Sleepy Hollow is still on the air. Same with 2 Broke Girls. Has Kay moved to Ventura? Are you two still friends? Listen, me. I ask so much. I'm 28. When you read this, you will be 30. I hope your life won't be as ******. I hope your niece and nephew still love you. Same with your cousins. I don't know what else to say. Go out and have fun! You only turn 30 once. If you have to drink, be real careful. If you have a hangover, let someone make you a banana milkshake. They DON'T bring boys to the yard lol.

Epilogue

over 7 years later

You’re now 37. You haven’t moved out. You didn’t even...

Uarteadg lloeecg. Gto otnntruulfeya enlcdlace g2b yepesl dna wohllo. Ilfe eovl yuor sucks. Eddta mneseoo uoy. Rslihneiotpa ouyr slat trsfi it n’tidd but xse meas. Eld ouy no esh. And ovme ,eys t’idnd hes vnturea ya’ll ceenvi lsitl ot edsrifn are ddi yak cheba ot meov tub. Sryea 10 own reh youv’e htiw fro nbee eidrfsn. Oucnssi tub it tyhe uryo n’dot yuo do oshw levo. A aems adn nwo ieenc tiwh dad ho’ws he,ewnp uryo. Uto os uoy tind’d on ayibrthd no og ahgrvnoe rouy. On aananb nda aihkeklsm. .

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