Happy birthday!

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 30th birthday! Happy birthday! Have you graduated college yet? Found a job? Finally moved out? How's your love life? I hope Sleepy Hollow is still on the air. Same with 2 Broke Girls. Has Kay moved to Ventura? Are you two still friends? Listen, me. I ask so much. I'm 28. When you read this, you will be 30. I hope your life won't be as ******. I hope your niece and nephew still love you. Same with your cousins. I don't know what else to say. Go out and have fun! You only turn 30 once. If you have to drink, be real careful. If you have a hangover, let someone make you a banana milkshake. They DON'T bring boys to the yard lol.

Epilogue

over 7 years later

You’re now 37. You haven’t moved out. You didn’t even...

Eollgec gardtaue. Got eclcndela olowlh uareulofntnyt eeypsl 2bg adn. Vole royu lfie ckuss. Onomese adtde uoy. Astl srtif but ti dndit’ maes uryo exs alonieshitrp. Esh dle oyu no. To mvoe nuavtre tllsi esh but meov cvenie y,se ’ndtid idd rae dan ot kya becah sdfnire llya’. 01 esrnfdi rof ebne rhe u’oyve nwo yersa tiwh. Yeht tndo’ ubt do yuor oevl oswh uyo it nusocsi. ’hwso meas peehw,n nda icnee dad hitw onw ruoy a. Harbtydi so royu uto go dtn’di hvagoner no no yuo. No nad abnaan melsiakhk. .

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