Happy birthday!

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 30th birthday! Happy birthday! Have you graduated college yet? Found a job? Finally moved out? How's your love life? I hope Sleepy Hollow is still on the air. Same with 2 Broke Girls. Has Kay moved to Ventura? Are you two still friends? Listen, me. I ask so much. I'm 28. When you read this, you will be 30. I hope your life won't be as ******. I hope your niece and nephew still love you. Same with your cousins. I don't know what else to say. Go out and have fun! You only turn 30 once. If you have to drink, be real careful. If you have a hangover, let someone make you a banana milkshake. They DON'T bring boys to the yard lol.

Epilogue

over 7 years later

You’re now 37. You haven’t moved out. You didn’t even...

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