"Light" Years Away

Dear FutureMe, Right now, I weigh 231 pounds. I'm down from 266 (my heaviest). Because I am so serious about saving your damn life so that you can have lots more fun in the future, and have a lot more sex to boot, I'm "working my butt off" just for you! So, when you get this, you better have reached that goal of 130 lbs, have dyed that gray out of your hair, and bought a Victoria's Secret wardrobe. If however you are still fat, then I'm really pissed at you and I did all this work for nothing. So, get off your fat ass and loose the weight already. You didn't survive cancer twice and three very serious car accidents just to end of dieing because your FAT! Old Fat and Hungry Me