Yearly past greeting

I'm guessing, just like all the other times, you weren't expecting this e-mail. I know how strange it is to be talking to yourself in the past, but we'll work with it anyway. First and foremost, happy birthday and merry christmas. I hope nineteen wasn't too hard to reach unscathed. At this moment, I am dating Cristin again, and things are going pretty okay. We don't that much, which is good. Everything seems to be pulling together rather well. Okay, now the hard part. How are you doing? I know things have been rough with the parents in the past, but has anything bad happened since? I also know that at the time you're writting this, you aren't exactly happy. Are you happy in life now? Probably not, that's just not us. Did you ever put ashes on Murray Sulien? Did that come out well? How's the Civic? I hope you haven't damaged it beyond repair. Is driving with a moonroof really all that great? I wouldn't really know seeing as it's been frozen here for days on end.Are you and Cristin still together? I hope so, or at least I hope you're with someone that loves you. I hope you've shed a few pounds too. Do you still smoke cigarettes and have to switch fully to a pipe? Did you ever move out? Lastly, I hope your classes have gone really well. Okay, here are some things I want you to remember. I love you with all my heart, soul, and body. Nan and Papa's old computer sucks ass. Skulls with celtic knots on them are badass. The clapper can get annoying. Never go back to wired mice. Dean Koontz spins a good yarn. Give peace a chance. Get your lighter refilled. Always have a Merry Christmas and keep the season all the year. I love you, sheep. Love and Happiness, You PS. This is was part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.