A letter from May 04, 2023

Dear FutureMe, I just gotta job and idk what future holds for me. I want to build my career and hopefully I feel the future would hand me a cool path. Well when you receive this in present, I want to say something very very important - amog us - balls - Cut G - Dickhead - Elephant **** - Frog Sperm - Germinator Well if you didn't laugh at any of these, prolly you're grown up or something. I didn't laugh while typing this so I don't expect you to do so. One thing is, are you settled? You got your own rat hole?? Made money through freelancing? How's office? I heard lotta guys texting girls in buses, what's your case? Finding any girls lately? I mean don't go hunting for it, just be you and good things will come to you automatically 👋🙏🍒. Be hopeful, Be confident, Be awesome 😎 I wish you all the very best for the future and you'll be successful in your own metric ;) You'll definitely buy that revolt rv400 bike and nerf **** and air hockey or whatever materialistic **** you want to. It will all come to you. Whatever phone or physique or whatever you want. You will get it. Prolly not so soon but eventually you will, keep your chin up king 👑 👑. I love you future me. With regards, Present me.