Soooo you're still at UAF huh?

Dearest FutureMe, How art thou? So...you're probably finishing up your degree by now, and are more than likely stressed. But don't be afraid. Also, you should take more time out to play canasta...I know you probably have never played it yet...but I do know that you like saying canasta...so it's high time you learn, eh? Wow...you're like 24 these days...almost 25...you probably have wrinkles and hair in strange places now. You better not still be smoking. You were supposed to quit March 31, 2006. Soooo...did you get knocked up yet? If so make Jess buy you something nice...she really needs to give you something awesome...no more of that free linux bullshit she tries to throw at you all the time (okay so far it was just once, but I'm sure by now she's tried to give you more free editions of this OS). Well I'll give you the low-down on what's going on now in my life, so you can look back and say...hey...things worked out the way they were supposed to. I'm working at Pacific Movers and am taking Art 105, Econ 100, English 111, and Powerpoint (don't remember the number right now). You also were just dumped by you writer boyfriend Steve, which I'm sure, looking back (as futureme) you understand it was for the best. You probably have someone in your life that is far better for you these days, and if not...do not dispair...this world is so flippin huge there's bound to be someone out there who can handle your Vivaciousness. I hope you still have fly style. Wif luv, PastMe P.S. Buy yourself some sexy underwear.