A letter from Aug 19, 2022

Dear Natalie, It is now the beginning of October fall break. You've survived ~1.5 months at college! Let's drink to that (or not...) 1. Is Julia awesome? Everyone says she looks too young to be hot, so maybe it's just the **** in me that thinks she's pretty. 2. Is our dorm room ***? I'm half expecting it to be, but that's okay. 3. Did I get any college jobs? I'm praying yes, I need that #brokecollegestudent clout. I really wanted a library job or blogger. Please God. 4. Have I gotten drunk or high yet? I think I have a phobia/repulsion around it so probably not. 5. Do I have a slutty Halloween costume? I'm thinking Batwoman, but I can't figure out how to pull it off without being ******** assaulted or cringe. 6. THE IMPORTANT QUESTION -- Can I use my vibrator in my dorm/shower? I'll cry if this is a no because I'm not off Accutane, so there is no way I can have ***. 7. Do I have a love interest? Also, have I figured out if I'm bi yet? Also, have I kissed a girl? I want to SO BAD. Hopefully it's not Julia. That would be awkward. 8. Are my classes hard or fun? I really hope I get into Astronomy. Also, please tell me that French is easy. Or maybe don't... I really ****** that placement test up, didn't I? 9. Am I very homesick/mentally struggling? I know being off of Accutane will give me a leg up, but I might need more than that. Like two legs or three or something. 10. Am I happy? I cannot wait to hear these answers! I can already anticipate most of them, but I'm ignoring the anticlimatic and rude part of me that's chanting NO from the sidelines with the rest of those weirdass Mii we always play with. (; Love, Natalie