A letter from August 4th, 2022

Dear FutureMe, Today you are turning 23… wow you just lost the 22. The holy 22 is gone for you forever lmao. I wanna tell you about my day. Today at around 2 am I heard a weird sound in my room, it was a giant as **** butterfly thing, but one of the grey ones. It was flying around my room and the just disappeared. After that I noticed a mosquito and tried to end it’s existence. Didn’t work, ***** also disappeared. So I went on my phone and saw that S. has asked you a question “can I ask you a question?” “Sure” I answered. Then we had a 2 hour chat about lgbtq and no I know that she lost her Virginity sometime this year. Did I ask for this information? No absolutely not. During the same time I was selling some stupid Manga on EBay. Yes at 3 am. Later on at around 4 am I went to sleep and then woke up at 10 am. Sold another Manga yay. Didn’t leave the room cause I was doing the annual avoid the happy birthday game. Then some random dude rearing some **** was walking around and you know my introverted ***. So I stayed in my room for hours. Played animal crossing for once and had a great birthday party in there. They even got me a piñata. After a while I went up and grandma was there having cheese cake. So everything fine. Grandma brought some vegetables and I spend a good 2 hours making some chop for me birds. Then Sister comes and I have to fix mothers IPad. I also got a letter from a big university and the accepted me, so my plan B is save. My budgie Silver had a little attack and flew into my closet and the sat there for quite a while. Later I check my mail box and I got accepted for computer science and will be going to university woo. Also Disney+ got Zeke&Luther in it’s program now. So anyways right now I’m between my graduation and university. For you it will be already a year. I hope everything works out and I won’t fail computer science because of your lazy ***. Also somehow this year a lot of people actually remembered my birthday. Anyways cheer the **** up you loser and I hope you will enjoy this letter in my future. Cheers, Theo from the past.