A letter from May 3rd, 2022

Dear FutureMe, you probably won’t remember but I hope you still did it. I’m hoping you have girlfriend, I’m hoping you’re in excellent shape or were in excellent shape, I can predict that you’re either cutting or bulking, maybe doing a recomp, I’m hoping you’re a social butterfly, I’m hoping you take time to make sure friends are doing good, I’m hoping you make peoples days better each day, I’m hoping you don’t make the same mistakes as last time, I’m hoping you love yourself more. Anyway, how’s life? How’s the life you’re living right now? You better still be drawing, and should have taken a few classes or maybe even published a one shot. I’m hoping you can bench 315, squat 495 and deadlift like 6 plates, I hope you’re lean and have a lot of female friends, I was planning on making you a real charmer. I hope we find that one person that we can cry to, like we’ve always dreamt of, I hope she’s beautiful, charming, funny, caring, and I plan on not messing up again. Anyway, enjoy the life I gave you!