A letter from Oct 27th, 2021

Time Travelled — 2 months

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, IT'S ME AGAIN. YES, YOUR BESTIE. MWAH. We have like 3-4 assignments due next week, a coursework assessment tomorrow, 2 art journals and a Day of the Dead mask due tomorrow, an oral French exam next week Friday, our sister's birthday is tomorrow, 3 biology models due next week (an animal cell, plant cell, and prokaryotic cell) next week is assessment week and to top it all off nice and easy, we have a Paper 2 Math exam on Monday at boodiful 7:30-9:30. 〒▽〒 Yeah, it's a lot but who cares\( ̄︶ ̄*\)). I GOT THE MOST WONDERFUL IDEA. (^∀^)So we had history and learned about toxic gases in the world war today right and I saw mustard gas, long story short got intrigued, wanted to learn about it, ended memorizing what it was made up of, how to make it and the chemical compounds about, etc, etc. ~( ̄▽ ̄)~*And I got super excited when I found out the simplest way to make it and immediately went to text thy friend (the one who real insecure about her grades, curly hair, and is really good at math. You know her, I'll give you a clue, Sapphire gem) anyways, she thought I was crazy and told me multiple times to never use the information I used, forget everything, don't research more etc right( ̄︶ ̄)↗ . And it led me to think. If I could die in any way what would it be and I automatically formulate a list with the top 10 ways to die. YOU ARE GONNA LOVE ITψ(`∇´)ψ. We aren't immortal but I swear girl, if we ever get to pick though, or if we were immortal. LIKE WOULDN'T IT BE FUN? Anyways here it is. 1. Blowing up an atom or nuclear bomb in space 2. Death by water pressure (of course you have to break the record for reaching the farthest in the ocean) 3. Dying by creating a top invention, genetic material, virus, or creature 4. Death by mustard gas 5. Dying by getting mauled by one of the rarest animals in the world 6. Dying by drinking a new famously made poison that everyone thought was an antidote 7. Dying by a newly rollercoaster falling apart while we are on it 8. Death by scientific experiments (something extreme like hydrogen mixing with some reactive chemical and stuff blows up you know?) 9. Death by falling [to be more specific, jumping off a plane, unto a cloud, falling through the said cloud (probably gonna be choking from lack of air in the process but say less), and falling] 10. A peaceful death in a field of flowers that release toxins that don't make it painful for you but relax you and make u sleep (sleep of death) Bonus death -becoming an agent, being successful in a mission but dying after, at the agency -becoming an assassin, fighting nearly winning but dying by the hands of a fine af man ( I mean we see a fine face before we go to the afterlife(。・∀・)ノ゙ -trying out the very first multi-universal portal (as I said very first, meaning its an experiment that hasn't been tried with anyone before, we gone die) - die by finding a way to alter oxygen into a chemical that one could inhale without causing their bodies to slowly wear out (thereby possibly making us immortal) Yeah so you see, this girl was being productive with anything but her school work, so Ima just leave this here and maintain my grades. Love ya(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ

Epilogue

2 months later

I hope...

Nokw uoy. . . Fikagrne mola olve ru ssa i. Oehwl u ym rwodl artfoivue in osrpen the rea.

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