A letter from Jun 23rd, 2021

Dear FutureMe, i looked at this email while i was taking a shit so i’m not feeling super emotional or sentimental rn but yeah how are things bro. good i hope. anyway uh is constipation still a thing or did it disappear. i’m not constipated rn i’m only taking a shit so that’s all i’m thinking about. hope you have a good rest of ur day. oh yeah happy birthday i think. this is definitely going to be forgotten abt but if i do happen to read this when i am 27 i’ll either think that 13 year old me was hilarious or i will feel extremely disappointed. ok bye bye love you