drinking causes embarrasment

Dear FutureMe, If you forgot, let me remind you, you got really drunk this weekend, at a crappy psuedo-hip lounge bar in Wellington, you said some unfortunate things, to a big client, and you might get fired tomorrow. moral of the story, you need a girlfriend to keep you out of trouble. so by the time you get this, I want to hear about the smart funny attractive girl, who kept you from making an ass out of yourself. P.S. if you're still doing the same job I'll be very impressed.