A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Fo tou su lefi csuk hte does. Gnaihtct eceuasb ot ,nwo btauo gndio )s!u? a htis i trgih eb seilepyp efel dossuppe utb wgnorki on girht m’i iaotternesnp wn,o ’mi adniste hpapy m?e( iwht utb uoy odtn’. . Tbi tub ehslp a aitgthcn me etltli uto. Efel less leoan ekmsa em.
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A egtra illst seru si spnore mi’ iasrtnci. Ysa erhoetgt i ont ru”se“ nareomy ebucesa ’were. It’s okay tub. Not akawrdw at ist’ lal. Aphyp we nwo wno lhspirtnseaio our aer wa,ys our thbo wten eaatpsre and in. In ffldlliue ’mi dna im’ nwo! hwti reom inthlsiepaor sthi jt. Heoregtt but nebe ghohrtu y,orkc getgnit ti rwee’ ist’. Tj craig,n i eomr elggturs us htwi shnow nugtis,rt hhgt(uo eb to has intptae nad iltls t)tah. Eebn tptrye oyka btu ash evrgihtnye. You or !?su form osduhl lilyek !)ahhh onkw trtas earssdd rttlsee su you lpyaobrb onnga i em ,won ym ot ’im m?(e owh odtn’ ot utb ro kowr sotm penidsorng i peke old.
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Y…wanho.
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Lmai bste <3 si,whes.