A letter from February 11th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, You better have a stable job by now. I hope you're a sugar baby getting $2,000 a week. I hope you and mom have a better relationship. You better not be dating anyone because you don't have time for that and you suck at emotions. If you are dating someone, PLEASE MAKE SURE HE IS HOT AS ****. How's school tho? Do you have bad friends still or are they getting better? Got any toxic people in your life? Drop them! Remember after high school, you don't put up with ********. You still talk to Marianne or Remi. DO YOU STILL TALK TO OJ? You better not, he is not the one for you. Your relationship with him was just a free trial LMFAO. I hope you're actually healthy and have at most one cheat day outta the week. You better not be underweight! You had one year to gain back healthy weight and are you exercising by any chance? Like actually waking up and doing Chloe Ting's workouts? I'm going to be shocked if you are, lazy ***. How is the University treating you? Getting good grades? OH, DID YOU TRAVEL TO KOREA LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD? I better have some pictures saved in my phone. How often do you cry now? If you cry, go clubbing! Have a one night stand if you're horny or something. Actually, I take it back, you might get a std. Just make out, wait nevermind that, he could have herpes. OH ARE YOU STILL STRAIGHT?! I mean past me still accepts you, but like we stuck with spicy straight. I hope you're having a great time right now because I am in online school now in English DC and I am bored out of my mind. You should do another shoe drive for Soles4Souls because you gotta help this planet as much as you can before karma gets your ***. We collected 584 shoes, but more is coming each day. and this friday, I will be doing another shipment. Valentine's day is coming and I am questioning myself on whether I should go LMAO I am definitely using him for attention. I just need a simp to help me stay woke, but NEVER BE A SIMP. You should do the affirmation again if you're single: "I don't chase. I attract. What belongs to me will simply find me." Today is February 11, 2021 and I am writing to you at 2:23 pm. Warm regards, Alana <3