Hello Future You

Dear FutureMe, Its your Birthday - if your alive you will have had a fascinating but mind-fucking affair with the beautiful french girl you have just met. You have tried to get a green card (for the hell of it - London is good to you) through your now ex wife but most likely failed. You have started using drugs again, mostly opiates and the occasional crack binge. Business is well, you are on your way to financial independance and minor celebrity. You will have a minor breakdown but that was fixed w a stint in Brazil. While there with Luana you may have overestimated the potential and made a pretty dumb decision in hindsight. 3 months later she goes back to Brazil (pretty pissed off I imagine) and your celebrating w/ your mates at Adams? If I am more than 30% wrong either I don't know myself or you my friend have lost control!