It's about time

Happy 36th Birthday! Have you gotten that promotion yet? If not it's time to think about leaving. What do you weigh? Please consult the following table: 165-180: great job, finally made it over the last hurdle, keep it up 180-195: slightly better, must be on the right track 195-210: no change, come on, do something 210-225: you're slipping badly, you don't want to be back there 225-240: two years wasted, dumb-ass, you're back where you started 240+: you now weigh more than ever, consider something drastic Did you ever do anything about BAK? You should be embarassed either way. Good Luck, see you next year.