A letter from January 21st, 2020

hey stupid *****, it’s me, from senior year. I just took my euro exam, i wonder if i failed. prolly doesn’t matter, but hopefully ur doing well. are we at asheville? bc i have to write that letter to the chancellor and everything. new topic and everything, but how are hailey and aubrey? i have an odd sense that somehow somewhen i’m gonna have a fling with one of them, prolly in college or smth. is clara running the world yet? where’s cg and have you talked to her recently? u should probably check in on those old band friends. is ian still dating jennifer? bc if he isn’t, and by happenstance, i’m letting you know that currently, i think he’s funny, and not horrible to date. u know, if our love life isn’t going well right now. how about ryan catchpole? is he doing well? i like him too. just a reminder. anyways, see ya in 3 years.