A letter from August 9th, 2019

Dear FutureMe, OKAY, so i just finished a letter but i didn’t realize i could make it long so strap yourself in lad (god i’m so sorry i hate that i just said that). so i just realized that i’m sending this to 2020.... aka THE YEAR of the 2020 theory (dan and phil get married in japan) so if that’s happening.. wow. right now my friends are sofie, leo, and claire, so i really hope we’re all still friends now. i also hope that i’ve gotten into a great college (preferably in NY or a big city), and that i’m studying to become something that’s genuinely going to have an impact on the world. i also really hope that i’m still vegetarian, or maybe even vegan by the time this sends (if i am it’s almost the 5 year anniversary of becoming one, which is pretty rad). my hogwarts house is slytherin, which sounds about right, BUT when you read this letter take the quiz again and see if i still am one. i really do just hope that i’m happy and living a good life. also go and tell mom and dad that you love them because even though they’re ***** sometimes, they’re pretty good parents (although i wish they’d let me get a chameleon). in conclusion: have an amazing life, buy a chameleon, be happy, and PLEASE G O D get a hot girlfriend. sincerely, me