A letter from April 1st, 2019

Dear ur dumb future self, Hi Hi! today is April 1, Monday EST TIME 5:12 PM exactly, From now on I will be writing to you every single year heh yee and well by now your in high school still a freshman. I expect you to be getting like straight A's or B's. You should have friends or something. And if it's the complete opposite and you're crying reading this right now then I'm sorry and to that, I will add "fuck you" to me. :(. Anyways... hopefully, that doesn't happen and you're actually happy and proving me (your past self) wrong. Also urm Nah relationships BHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH 100 percent ur not in one sowwy mate but of course your very smart past self knew that. Hopefully, u have a crush on no one bc no one likes u back. Anyways all jokes or whatever aside I really hope high school is well for you and hopefully you actually like school. I wish you the best of luck signed - You in 8th grade 5:18 PM