A letter from January 26th, 2018

Dear FutureMe, Hi! This is Alex writing from her homework laptop, on the 26th January 2018. You turn 18 today! I hope you have a very happy birthday and you don't fall down the Grand Canyon! (a weird dream from age 11) I have some questions for you: 1) Are you still best mates with Billie and Charli?; 2) How's the cat army going?; 3) Are you still a "sexually ambiguous nerd"?; 4) HAVE YOU AUDITIONED FOR HAMILTON YET????; 5) Do you still love musicals?; 6) Have you disowned Em yet?; 7) Can you help me with my science H/w? Pwease?;-;?; 8) Did you ever get to clone Alexander Hamilton? If so, HOW DID IT GO?; 9) How was the Heathers cosplay with Kym, Kat, Maisy, Stella, Billie, and Charli?; 10) Are you still playing Eb Tuba? If so, are you at the RNCM yet? (YEET 12YO ALEX IS DREAMING BIG!) (I'm so sorry, that physically hurt to type); 11) Is Maisy x Aofie still a thing?; 12) Did #Chillie ever happen?; 13) Has Charli tracked down Alex yet?; 14) DO YOU LIVE IN A DIRT CHEAP HOUSE IN NYC WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR LIFE IN RUINS WITH DAVEED DIGGS AND EDDIE REDMAYNE. Hehe, Year 8 AC day...; 15) How was the music tour to France?; 16) Do you, Stella, Hannah Leather, and Hannah Mills still make innuendos in class?; Ok, I'm sorry for the minor interrogation. But, I hope that you are happy and healthy and your life is anything but a fulfilling and nice thing. Lots of love, Your 12-year-old self xox P.S: YOU NOW OLD, BIATCH!!