Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
(nda atnw rulpapo mbemser si't eth umetruef ot ahtt a,dn cutn)ng!oi tyimoucnm 8" "nephepad hwta nokw fo teq,ou i.
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Illst it gtes ti -t-no or o,yu nad k,oay sti' ertteb ieebvel i voel. Trewo nehw ryve, rlabey utb ulgeayv yuo hsit, ermreebm utsj evyr i. Esur ouy ptryet ewdtsa eewr.
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A adh ni reev ianfl 0162 rdink mdreebce edtmaidt dan bopmerl irnnkdig you no ,72 uyo had 0621 oryu. Wetinets sdonec irhbretg ceambe ethy uyro rpfcet,e os hmuc nw'erte tub ahlf hte fo. Adn hirtyt oyu era uory been tnah rtndue ihrppea uyo lefi euovy' in eevr ,esdryteya. Yoru eacf ntis' it btu otn rtece,fp eawhvetr irban tdn'o oyur in ouy ot to for rebfoomatlc oyru in ouey'r ,snik noigd inaflly the onw eifl ifrts heva os psrlmeob sakte rou'ye munb teim and aormcblteof lefi tath oyru.
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Sit' ebettr sono to egt goign. Dhlo gtith. Ysda ntkih cgnomi psieosbl, t'si era tbu i etrbte oyu 'dtno konw.
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V,elo.
Eeclmhli.
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P. S. Iestnv in zmoo. Kiel mnatiotpr osno s'ti tub kse,py eb l'lti.
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