Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tnwa eouqt, edpnp"hea rfmuutee of to pourpal n,da ttah twha immotuncy msrmebe i "8 oknw the 'ist !gintcu)on dna(.
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I or it steg 'its lstli vole dan yok,a brteet vielebe it t-no- y,uo. Blreay mrbeeerm btu ,hsti when yver wreot stju oyu i aulgvey ,yerv. Tadsew uyo uers reew tetypr.
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In you hda failn idnrkgni you deiamdtt ,72 mebolpr a 6210 no dan erev oury emrdbcee iknrd hda 1026. Btu so yhte eepcr,tf ntew're tgrihebr uory twsetein hlfa of bemaec eht mchu decson. Taesyye,rd nad lief dtrenu rpiahep rtityh uoy in hnat uory era ve'you uyo eebn evre. Uory yuo seakt 'eryou to t'nod that nmbu hweraetv 'euoyr tfsri yuro nad rouy het miet rof meblsorp ,insk in mfcbrtoealo caef it lfie wno fiel ot bnari erctf,pe your ni tnis' falnyil not aclfroboemt so tub oidgn eahv.
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Oingg get ebttre soon s'ti to. Hdlo tithg. Btu i e,lsipsbo asyd tebtre is't o'tdn uyo nkhti icongm nkwo era.
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O,lev.
Lceleihm.
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P. S. In ietvns omoz. Tub ilt'l sp,yke tptnroami eb osno klei ti's.
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