Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Dpn"eahpe 8" (nad athw fmuerute aoluppr mmntcuoyi tanw tath rbmmese cu)tn!gnio ot is't of and, teh uoet,q i kwon.
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Ro eertbt t-no- ti ilslt it stge oevl ti's nad lbveiee yoa,k u,yo i. Utb uyo mmeererb ,htsi rvye, wenh werto i ervy vyeulga sjut lberay. Eerw stawde rpteyt ersu uoy.
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Aeitmddt oyru nrkid 6021 72, ouy no roblpem 1602 ailnf in hda kgdirnni ouy mdecereb hda nad a erve. Pr,ceetf eittnwes embeca tbeghrri ryuo so umhc cdsoen of etwre'n htey tub hte hlfa. Tdurne ever ni y'voue uoy dan era uyor tnah reppiha rtihty ouy seyetr,yad ebne file. Emit dna hvaetrew nki,s blmtcofearo arnib ot nmbu uory ints' fcae so olpemrbs but oryue' oyur eksta foatbmocrel ignod rouy nilfyla uryo itsfr in ilef the ouy heva thta lefi ctrfee,p to now ueyo'r it not fro 'ondt ni.
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To tge brtete ggnio nsoo ti's. Gttih dolh. Tbu t'is tretbe d'nto bp,soseli i are sady thikn oyu nowk ncogmi.
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Vel,o.
Ecihleml.
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P. S. Omoz veitns ni. 'till onso be kpy,es onratipmt keil ubt sti'.
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