Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Muociymtn fo the dn,a uc!gin)ont atwn konw wtah mebrmse ot its' luoaprp ,oetqu i 8" (nad tath uetmrefu pehaenpd".
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Adn ti lltis bievele it segt aoyk, i sit' t-no- or you, tbreet oevl. I lveyagu ubt ryabel ervy just yve,r its,h berreemm nhew wetor yuo. Uoy pytetr uers adtwes eerw.
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Ryou ni erev ailfn eerbcmed kridn a no tmtddeia dna you dnkrigni 6021 2160 dah oyu had ,72 epolrmb. Ghrterib bemeac feet,rcp eweinstt ryuo ondsec 'nteerw umch the os ehty ahlf of ubt. Fiel ndretu trthyi rhiapep ouy yuo nad ear oe'yvu nhta reev a,yedstyer in nebe your. Nidog ti st'in ,nsik os orf pect,ref munb ur'yeo ibnar in dna ecaf evah cfbetaolmor to tdno' uyor tbcofmleaor ton tsfri yinlfal uyo o'yeru eavwtehr ubt flie uoyr lpeosmrb ttha uryo etim own eskta ni ryou iefl the ot.
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Teg oging ot t'is osno eebtrt. Ghtti dhol. Tsi' tbu oyu t'nod i nithk e,spilsob ysad aer gocmin rteteb onkw.
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Olev,.
Eiclhmle.
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P. S. In oozm iesvtn. Noos lkei tbu psky,e 'iltl tratpomin 'tis eb.
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