Happy birthday!

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 30th birthday! Happy birthday! Have you graduated college yet? Found a job? Finally moved out? How's your love life? I hope Sleepy Hollow is still on the air. Same with 2 Broke Girls. Has Kay moved to Ventura? Are you two still friends? Listen, me. I ask so much. I'm 28. When you read this, you will be 30. I hope your life won't be as ******. I hope your niece and nephew still love you. Same with your cousins. I don't know what else to say. Go out and have fun! You only turn 30 once. If you have to drink, be real careful. If you have a hangover, let someone make you a banana milkshake. They DON'T bring boys to the yard lol.

Epilogue

over 7 years later

You’re now 37. You haven’t moved out. You didn’t even...

Taeagudr cleogel. Leyspe fuunaeyrtotln and tog b2g alneelcdc lolowh. Ryuo skusc oelv lefi. Tdeda esmoone ouy. Oruy mase siheipotnarl stal ti but srfti xes d’ntdi. Yuo lde esh on. Mvoe iltsl ayk eneivc ahcbe nda to y,es dsrfien ddi ubt rtuanve alyl’ niddt’ ovme aer esh ot. Nsdierf seayr eebn ehr rof now ihtw veou’y 10. Oruy btu nscisou ti t’odn oelv od wohs yuo yteh. Add wthi neiec uryo enp,hew nad a woh’s nwo emas. Uryo tbahydri dt’idn so tou no uyo og aohrgnev on. No anbnaa nda kalhsemki. .

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