A letter from Feb 16, 2025

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Happy birthday king how's it hanging? Currently you have a biiiig sherlock holmes hyperfixation how many times have you watched nativity this year? Watch it right now What's happening in sherlock and co? Has mycroft shown up yet? Any more moriarty mentions? Is it over yet? Have we had reichenbach? Currently we're on Wisteria Lodge ep 1, hyped for ep 2 in a few days. Did we get a date for Good Omens 3? Did sherlockfartjar come back to tiktok? How's twitter going? Still there? Ghoststwt still alive? How are the moots keeping? Did you enjoy Pierce The Veil? Are they your fave band now? Did we get that biffy album they're currently teasing? What about Dom? Have you completely fallen out with him or has he got a new fire album too? What's your fave food? Rn mine is cheese and broccoli pasta. Do you still get a weekly monster energy? Did you hype yourself up enough to get a job or start driving? Probably not, but if you did I'm proud of you. If not, it's okay keep pushing through. Are we still smoking? How much? Still hang out with Rosie and Red? Cassie? Ki? Are you going abroad anywhere or have you been? I hope you get to go back to london soon. That would be nice. Anyway, thanks for reading and keeping it up. Current memes are hyperpigmentation, show me to me please rachel, cave divers entering small spaces (don't ask it'll probably be a 3 day trend) AI microwave capcut filter, dubai chocolate, tomato bridge in dublin, taking the piss out of brendon urie, would you likea some of this on your that?, abracadabra lady gaga, she looks so perfect 5sos, squid game 2 (How was 3 btw good ending?) I need to stop now cause I just keep looking at sherlock edits while finding tiktoks. (The folder is at 2587 videos rn how many is it now?) Ooh current vocal stims n stuff I like saying rn are snot mike up puffed he bugger bugger bugger arse and balls helloo yes we're having weather its so.... NICE. It is FANTASTIC I am staring at a photo of you as a baby I'm peeeing bean sabine bean sabine bean sabine (is rowan's man vs baby out yet?) tom cruises dad. Tom cruises fat dad just in time, pedro the hunter. oohooo yip you are a fat loser and you have body odour a peanut jig of your own buuurp excuse meee i didn't mean to it's just an itty bitty baby blblblblbll boom boom bang bang babyyyy Ok enough of that. Consult the list for more. How long is the list now? Do you even have it still? Whatever. I'm gonna dip now it's 3:20am on Saturday/Sunday 16th February 2025. I've been listening to Metallica while typing and I'm hungry and thirsty so gonna go watch something on iplayer while I tend to that. Happy birthday, yet again. Have a fantastically snazzy day. Hope this finds you well.

Epilogue

about 1 hour later

It's been my birthday for 45 mins. Only Sandy has sent me a message no one irl oof.
I played minecraft with chris and bang on midnight he blew up...

Ltef eamg eht my nda eohus. Ot 'im tou dna nwlibog layp oomrtowr imh ardts ggoni tiwh. Usjt mhte go my alnpyapetr wtna c'tna hitw to (: rsepnta snedp etim. Kile ro d'i ehyt kitnhign owldu ot botud enve uot otbua thiw go i defisrn taht rn hre'ety ubt em. Are elcrhkos ym slmhoe ni lilts. Up adn ebne a pnphgiiw coen oyrtcfm ahs smtro oerm s&,oc bnee mrtyoira ahs netiomned. Sksalbeelvri ni a'htst so jmora neruylrct er'ew. Nehrhbiacce wirdore yet its' but 'mi soon on. 9 esmit itsh asgmsee nvttaiyi aog wtdceha inrwtig ev'i 62 ecisn othmsn. No 09 numeit msoen eb etda ill't a oogd ubt ety mfli. . . S3 on. Ofmr neeb ei'v theoafkraslcrrj tebsigg slos cetiosy heicckng ot :( oerm no. Adde wsttostgh no is but iallsbayc is twt ngighan. Ardh fyindbeors bwt wtt dan keews nad cenis wi)dl dna m'i hpli ythe wft saw tsaktsmaer ug(eh ago agmnzia pvt ttw 2 no nwes 0092 hcedauln. Toh eavf my nabd tno. Ualbm ifybf sreeael did fcta ftiuque ni tath. Gnb!era sgeein emth 2 gtsihn a jan ielv a in rwo tsi' ni. Ldiso mod eadrslee too. Tihw ep dan 5 a aoismhert ngos. Clakb zzyo yhdep 'seh emna tbu mi' him urhtts nlubdi sesug ynoeerev slta dsrotma hts'at hsi ni 'mi ocne skwno igg he nigees and noce t'saabshb eehr plari, adn ?!?!! dide fdrrmeoep two toin (: wseek in at ni mih ailgpyn meta adn retla huge fiylnal os !!a!stlfeb ewcti ?hwat 'its. Ehacp eht iwth cma fmor ciraoeidtav so fitureova i tae odfo het eceesh nad wpeord it much ym elyuaotlsb is adas. Lwekey od ym lstli ehav esnotrm i. Tnew for mheo hmte ta os i uhrtoprs scuea i and afm setayd it adh pkac lol 4 ot ebgegd kewe tasl a the. Dginriv otabu tkal ro eth boj eht do otn we. Npaphe nvere iogng yrbbopal to. Epstpod moisngk e'iv. 2 nstohm own 'its nebe abeym odgo os t'tsah. Ostmeeism i tno'w touab tub irtntags ngaai i nkthi. Ense ifrdnes hetir ythe aemsegs satl oag ne'htav ki ,yarnome veold'uw i'm dsya you sncei er,bfuray ton sdaesmge tihw 4. Htem nevre to 'uylol ngiaa easpk. Mthe nad taht aws ot tbu i newt hwti slta vtp ersio edr i eth asw. Reh siesac i isms ohnmst snee efw ni ahtev'n a. Otu ghna sure onso m'i elw'l. Av'enht eebn sti' bene hnaeewry nbrgoi. Imw whit or ni reberemm mbeya 'tacn rof fbe rahmc oldonn gongi to oresi i. Are eielybrct rtuernc sth"r'ee a on mmsee my yl"aelb aswh" reeec aetmrsihsh erteruac ,trarstoi em!," tec. Tyeh asw l?teatn?ec?hb ni wen ngndei amn mega the qudis su kdi nreiosv esaetd a set thiw eact ayko. Is tsngro ceolkrhs detsi lol nwo lefrod 0429. Tuncrre uyor ubg nxet uoy ,gnaia" ,ti e"lpac ot yuro i'ts cloav atuligdnun veeeibl left lnyhc ni if" smtsi arifyd the hs'cirs uotsqe are rgfnie doabeyk,r" igrn a ddaiv anc oenc.
Adn eskooci "ekco, a otw".
So seredesdp i",ond nowk m'i twah tdno' 'i"m i.
Ntsewisgin a tnrdee owt swiisgnten suladt of "uoy iwve "mt,emon trnof a traru-eeerqht rae.
A olko gdoo an,ag"i t'is akte" nogna ynnos epnahp.
"ouy ,aoytd a em of mnxecai uhacu"aihwh lmlsa miedrn. Moer era yanm trhee. Btcreaa olas. Teh vneer twhac ywh ufck yuo ddi feobre aartbec. Dogo mtsei dasuhstno ineosvr 'mi sti' nwstee 'evi cinmmgu aaln hwadtce hwit eyhifpiaxrotn deosesbs 9913 fo so. Deahwct e'iv own laos sdieni lal no fo. 9 nigog nda tou ont. Tihw too sohte m'i esebodss. 20 mda,a ,gmiaanlo on ejvnase smretkstaa iana and etrhihsmsa ithw imeasi ceeer wee'r ahakbrs isrees iells, of liph. Arod tneruclry eneb dsiney waya owlaorte osal nad h,wo hsa otu ,sulua sa 6022 ihcwh os ehyt csmitshar awhct ootrdc yrneoe(ve cwainrhtge era edrc)ehe needwer ah!pnmneelo orfm. Mgnneeelt ofr cepvlyohsil nhatiwcg uleeag i of rtdaset yuo eht )hdepy on(e 'im thmno dan. Eutc esrmshihat euhg ercee is bisesosno so fera dan a sjut rayng s'eh i nomgciin seplea. .
Im' hdea eayr ugeh to ni onw niegtisln was oorm m:a104 auuls sa i slhal itsh yf,bfi oto, (eosmuhd tignist ofr ym off ta me oo)t. Naogn ebfroe aylp 'mi bed lol hcetwoarv. Ayre see oyu li'l cguknfi 2072??? phypa t'htsa zyarc mdwy itdharby xnet in r2d3 end!egl.

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