A letter from Nov 06, 2022

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, HAPPY NEW YEAR WOMAN! In about a month you will be receiving a new letter from the one and only that goes super in depth. To keep you occupied I made this letter to kinda update you on stuff and ask a few questions along the way. Hi, I'm Mia. I'm 13 as of writing, I weigh 128 lbs. and I am 5'5 and three quarters. I'm in a semi healthy relationship with Sam and I'm in a long term friendship with Sophia. How are you and Sam? Is he still really *** and weird? Did we ever break up because he was ***? Have Sophia and Brayden gone to 4th base yet? have YOU gone to fourth base yet? If Sophia or you did, was it safe? How do you feel about it already being 2023? Are you going to see the Arctic Monkeys in concert? Did mom and dad ever buy you that cool green car? Are you still into Sam at all? Is the group chat still a thing? Have you settled into being a teenager yet? Have you looked at any jobs yet? Have I moved on from Sam? If so how hard was it? Did someone **** Kanye (yes weird question but the anti Semitist stuff he has been saying has gotten out of hand)? Are you still a hot **** momma? How was the Wet Leg concert? What did you get for Christmas? What were the highlights of Christmas? Has anyone told you they like you? Are Sophia and I still married? If so how many children do we have? How much money do you have in your account right now? I have 167.47 right now. What are your current grades? What is your favorite class? How Long did Payton and Michael last? Do you ever talk to Ryan anymore? Anyway goodbbye

Epilogue

1 day later

Hello Mia! I am still 13 and I weigh 130 lbs. I am 5'6 and Sam and I broke up 5 days after you wrote that letter...

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Eth ty usneiqtos fro.
Yerua enw yppah.
Ygbdeoo.
Treska telra.
Atrhfeielw rocolcedi.

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