A letter from March 7th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, so likeee, do you have a bf yet? how many times have you been to Starbucks? ugh my tummy hurts Is the whole pandemic ******** over? i'm, like, SOOO ******* done with not being able to go anywhere- Oh, it's your birthday today. Happy birthday!! What all did you get? uGH OMFG my stomach sTILL HURTS LIKE BITHCCCCCC are you any taller? Is your **** any bigger? What's your fave drink at Starbucks? Do you have any new friendzies? OOOH I FORGOT TO ASK, how are your peppers doing? Are the sugar rush peppers, like, ******* delicious? ugh im kinda out of questions. anyway, i'm here to vent if you need anything~ Luv u dumb ****, stay girlie, wear crop-tops, and drink iced coffee until you explode~ Tchuss~ Cya~ Sayonara~ Ciao~ Audios~ Arrivederci~ Annyeong~ Au revoir~ Adeiu~ Bye, *****~ -ulbeechi