A letter from July 15th, 2020

Dear *******, Yep, it's you. 5 years ago. Talking. Wacky aint it? Anyways, you probably have many inaine questions about "Duh, what is this?" "Duh, it's confusing." So shutup for a minute and let me talk! I am popping in to make sure you have done what you need to and are actually not just screwing things up AGAIN. So here is the list, don't worry, I used small words: 1. Your dumbass brain is in one piece 2. You picked your sorry *** up and socialised some amount 3. You are employed in some capacity 4. You have had one relationship 5. You live in your own place 6. You know 2 languages (not including programming 7. You have an avacado tree 8. You are finaly comfy in your ugly skin 9. You are maintaining some friendships 10. You finaly shared the truth All must be completed by now or I swear to god I will rip through the very fabric of space time and put you where you belong! Sincerley, you, jackass. P.S. I haven't forgotten that 5 yearly vid that should also be done. Just, do it.